So last weekend E takes the kids to Borders for a little reward for being good (books are big in our house), and the little guy gets a book called Heckedy Peg
, written by Audrey Wood, with very cool illustrations by Don Wood. The story is about a poor mother with seven children, named Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. She tells the children that because they have been good she will go to town and get them whatever they want. Each child has a special request, with Monday asking for bread, Tuesday asking for a pocket knife, Wednesday asking for a china pitcher, and so on. While the mother is away a witch named Heckedy Peg comes by and tricks the children into letting her in. She then turns the children into various types of food, and takes them to her hut in the woods for her own little twisted feast. On returning and finding her children missing the mother is understandably distraught, but a blackbird takes pity on the mother and leads her to the witch's house. Once there she has to guess which child was turned into which food, and get it right the first time or else! Well, I don't want to give up the ending so I'll stop there. But I'm sure at this point you're asking 'so what on earth does this have to do with sorting data in Excel?'. Well, I'll tell you...